Lost Highway Records<\/span><\/p> It’s been a real long \/ Three-hundred and thirty-five days \/ And the last time \/ It wasn’t good anyway \/ I’m so lonely, lonely with a capital H, if you know what I mean \/ I’ve been sitting on the washing machine.<\/em><\/p>\n Chorus:<\/strong> So, tell me, what’s a self-respecting girl to do \/ I got the bacon, and no one to bring it home to \/ It’s a drought out here, waiting on a storm \/ I think it’s time for me to take the bull by the horns.<\/em><\/p>\n Repeat Chorus<\/strong><\/p>\n Ain’t nobody’s tool up in my shed \/ Ain’t nobody’s boots under my bed \/ Ain’t nobody’s truck up in my drive \/ For a late night call, for a real good time \/ Ain’t nobody to roll with in the hay \/ And nobody but the chickens are getting laid \/ 911, it’s officially a cry for help \/ Y’all, I’m going through a dry spell, yep.<\/em><\/p>\n Country music is often known for wholesome themes of God, faith and family, but that doesn’t mean the genre doesn’t have a sexier side. These 11 country songs are so naughty that it’s almost hard to believe they made it on the radio.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Gallery Credit: Sterling Whitaker<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n Gallery Credit: Billy Dukes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\nKacey Musgraves, “Dry Spell” Lyrics:<\/h3>\n
Ain’t nobody’s tool up in my shed \/ Ain’t nobody’s boots under my bed \/ Ain’t nobody’s truck up in my drive \/ For a late night call, for a real good time \/ Ain’t no new notches on my belt \/ And I’m tired of keepin’ my hands to myself \/ 911, it’s officially a cry for help \/ Y’all, I’m going through a dry spell, yep.<\/em><\/p>\n11 Naughty Country Songs That Will Make You Blush<\/h2>\n
13 Country Songs You Didn’t Know Are About SEX<\/h2>\n