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During his stop in Washington, the singer pretended to get a phone call from the government about fans relieving themselves mid-show<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
\n\tPeople are reportedly soiling themselves<\/a> at Noah Kahan<\/a> concerts. Yes, that means fans are literally shitting their pants rather than abandoning their seats. The singer-songwriter himself addressed the ongoing debacle on stage at his concert in Washington, D.C., pretending to get a call from Congress during his \u201cDial Drunk\u201d phone booth segment. <\/p>\n \n\t\u201cHello? Congress. Oh, people have been pissing all over the floor at my shows as well?\u201d Kahan exclaimed into the telephone. \u201cSo, you guys are ordering by Act of Congress that everyone has to wear diapers before they get in? Is that what we\u2019ve come to?\u201d Addressing the packed crowd, Kahan said, \u201cAlright, you heard Congress, fucking put some diapers on next time, y\u2019all.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tThis isn\u2019t the first time Kahan, who is currently\u00a0in the middle of a sold-out stadium tour to promote his fourth studio album,\u00a0The Great Divide<\/a><\/em>, has pleaded with fans to use the bathroom during his concerts. \u201cIf you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I\u2019ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there\u2019s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that,\u201d Kahan wrote on X last month.<\/p>\n \n\tHis message appeared to be in response to several Reddit and TikTok posts<\/a> recounting fellow concertgoers going absolutely feral on the floor. <\/p>\n