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I never said nothing about this young buck before but since he\u2019s trying to drag me into this here rodeo again, here’s my official response to Cowboy Charley\u2019s accusations:<\/p>\n
So you think you’re bad, with your rap
Well I’ll tell ya pilgrim I started the crap
When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets
I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat<\/p>\n
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh<\/p>\n
Sure I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep
But my main concern was rapping to the beat
I don’t bother nobody I’m a real nice guy, kinda
laid back like a, dead fly<\/p>\n
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh<\/p>\n
I’m talkin, here and now
Later for the cattle and rustlin the cow
If I had a chance to do a repeat
You can bet your sweet dippy I’d be rappin to the beat<\/p>\n
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh<\/p>\n
Que pasa amigos? Not a *pasa* I see
Two hundred punks well what ya gonna do?
I got two six shooters that’ll see me through
That’s, twelve dead…
and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers<\/p>\n
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh<\/p>\n
What I do on your grave won’t pass for flowers either<\/p>\n
Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C.
You haven’t heard of rap, til ya heard it from me
I’m the baddest rapper in history
And there’ll be no more, after me<\/p>\n
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
Santa Barbera that is
Swimmin pools, and movie stars
Well the first thing ya know ol’ Ron’s the President
The kinfolk said, \u201cRon move away from there\u201d
Said, \u201cIn The White House is where you wanna be\u201d
So he loaded up the Lincoln and he moved to D.C.<\/p>\n
Washington, that is
Politicians taking a sip
Foreign dignitaries taking a trip
High tax and plenty Cadillacs<\/p>\n
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh<\/p>\n
Now ya see me in my movies, doin my thing
But deep in my heart, I’ve wanted to sing
“Wayyyy dowwwn, upon the swannnny riverrrrrr<\/p>\n
Farrrr, farrr awayyy
Titwillow, titwillow, titwillow”
I don’t think, that’s your style
But I’ll tell ya pilgrim, I’m versatile
Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin
Aretha Franklin let me rock ya let me rock ya Aretha Franklin
Let me rock ya Aretha Franklin that’s all I wanna do
Aretha Franklinnnnnn<\/p>\n
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh ha<\/p>\n<\/div>\n