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\n\tOver the weekend, DeuxMoi, the notorious Instagram gossip account known for its celebrity sightings and blind items, shared an Instagram Story post featuring a screenshot of a message from a reader who reported seeing comedian Martin Herlihy getting a drink alone at Phoebe Bridgers<\/a>\u2019 concert at Barclays Center. Bridgers\u2019 tour restricts phones, so the reader\u2019s account had to stand in for the clandestine photo that might otherwise have accompanied the sighting.<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cPhoebe\u2019s great, but going to a phoebe show solo seems a little sad,\u201d the reader wrote. Another attendee had asked Herlihy for a hug, which he gave, but the reader dismissed the encounter as \u201ca moot point since no photos!\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tThe internet has summarily ridiculed the (thankfully) anonymous user, who, in psychoanalyzing the decision to attend a concert alone, both confirmed the reason for no phone policies at shows and illustrated how ingrained the surveillance-driven ethos of these invasive little devices in our pockets has become.\u00a0<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cCannot imagine anything more lame than opening the Instagram app and messaging Deuxmoi,\u201d one X user posted.\u00a0<\/p>\n