“Doesn’t matter to us who you’re fucking mingling with, or tingling with, or fingering with. It’s none of our fucking business,” the musician said onstage in Manchester
Oasis have revealed a last-minute bonus for ticket holders attending their sold out Live ’25 reunion tour: each ticket comes with a free pass to cheat on whoever you want, only valid at participating venues. “Do we have any lovebirds in the house? Don’t worry, we don’t got any of that Coldplay snidey fucking camera shit,” Liam Gallagher asked onstage in Manchester. In the wake of Coldplay’s inadvertent Cheating CEO Camera, it’s a fair warning.
Last week, a scene from the “Jumbotron Song” portion of Coldplay’s live show went viral after the camera landed on two people who went from cuddled-up couple to alleged cheating culprits as they ducked out of sight in visible panic. “Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy,” frontman Chris Martin joked from the stage. The not-so-willing participants were later revealed to be CEO Andy Byron and Chief Human Resources Officer Kristin Cabot of the tech company Astronomer.
On Friday, Astronomer issued a statement announcing its Board of Directors “initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly” and had placed both employees on leave. If the decision was up to the Gallaghers, the whole thing might have blown over. “Doesn’t matter to us who you’re fucking mingling with, or tingling with, or fingering with,” Gallagher said at their show. “It’s none of our fucking business.”
On Saturday, the company announced that Byron had resigned. At the first Coldplay concert since the apparent infidelity incident, Martin gently reminded the audience that their attendance implies an understanding that they may be filmed. “We’d like to say hello to some of you in the crowd,” Martin told the Camp Randall Stadium audience. “How we’re gonna do that is we’re gonna use our cameras and put some of you on the big screen. So please, if you haven’t done your makeup, do your makeup now.”
